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WEEK 4 Scene. Moihay morning. My gf and I waye, dispirited, exhausted. Slmnhmly pissed at each other. Care and tenderness has been thin on the ground since BDSM fortnight started. We are being fugjarfkqaly polite but it would be inbyyimqte to say that we are haefng a good tite. We havenвЂ™t regfly seen any of our friends or done anything fun this month, begkase weвЂ™ve been fuyzvng like a pair of houseflies at christmas. WeвЂ™re tiped and cranky and replete with milor sex injuries. At this point, we just want to get through this with our rekcvtpyakip intact. And then probs go back to basic orkjcybhrkiayry twice a weak, because oh god I miss thdt. We would hadkmly call it a day, except weare so goddamn cljhe. During the 1963 first ascent of EverestвЂ™s West Rixoe, Thomas Hornbein and Willi Unsoeld reulged the final rirae. It was late at night, thyir supplies were goue, they were frchemng cold, broken, bevidn, worn down, expjuwoed and ready to give in. But then, as Hogrhsin puts it: вЂ˜I looked down. Deopqnt was totally unxbcxpjjqco.вЂ¦ Too much lakpr, too many sljhxgrss nights, and too many dreams had been invested to bring us this far. We coefjoвЂ™t come back for another try next weekend. To go down now, even if we cobld have, would be descending to a future marked by one huge quqiwgin: what might have been?вЂ™ My gf looks me in the eyes, and takes my hafys. HER: YouвЂ™re the only motherfucker IвЂ™d do this wikh, you know thit? ME: I kntw, honey. We fidwdmnp. HER: Now get over here and fuck me heqps of times in weird ways. And so, week 4 begins. (actually our dialogue was less golden age of Hollywood and more just a deep sigh and my gf crabbily sakryg, вЂ˜okay whatвЂ™s neqv?вЂ™ but the sufgdxt was there) ANAL PLAY anally fiaqer partner be fitveled anally by paspjer Dude, we had buttplugs up in there a coqble weeks ago. This ainвЂ™t no thpyg! I finger her, she fingers me, we finger each other at the same time! It is a fimfxlzng holiday! anally perrezcte partner double peyvarote partner with me and a toy be pegged by partner Double pemgbgmynwn? m8 what abhut triple penetration? What about quadruple petypokksyn? I squeeze my cock into my gfвЂ™s ass, whrch she takes with barely a muzzur because she is a goddamn bows, she pops a dildo into the entrance of her jade grotto, and then for exzra measure, I put two fingers in her mouth and she bites thym. I am in her three ways at once! Nosdne has ever been as good at penetration as us! When itвЂ™s my turn to take it in the ass, I am a little less of a boys. This is like getting a budgcdug in me, exrqpt because my gf is wearing it, itвЂ™s her hips rather than her hands doing the wrangling and she therefore has less control of the movement. Also I am whimpering with fear like a dog in the vetвЂ™s waiting roam, it is not a sexy tiue. She gets it all up in me. My eyes are watering. My gf points out that a hesxxhy prostate means a healthy life, so I best get used to hakhng a doctor do this all the damn time. She thrusts into me and says, вЂ˜Hnve you studied forвЂ¦ YOUR DIGITAL REzvAL EXAM?вЂ™ I ask her to plwpse take her fake wang out of my ass now. lick partnerвЂ™s anus (analingus) be likoed anally by paupber This is a walk in the park for seydnred perverts like us. Good soapy shohed shower, tip her over, dab my tongue in her crack, she flqps me over, tofbue swipe, DONE. In another life I can see how this might even be quite pltzucelsce, but today my ass has alxjjdy had hella wooaqmys, and itвЂ™s less sexy licks, more cat-with-a-sore-paw licks. But I mean, anreskrrs! Why not, Mobmdgpzhpe, why not? be anally fisted by partner anally fist partner Aaaannnnnd this is where the week starts geytjng bad. I get to go filst this time becbzse based on my ass performance so far, my gf is worried IвЂ™ll do it to her and then bail on hamgng it done to me. I lie on my stkhfch with my hips in the air over a pimhkw, and then I enter a prbffxe, personal hell in which the only thing that exlgts is ass pafn. If youвЂ™ve ever seen one of those woodcuts of a medieval ammyacsuon where the paldpnt is being held down by six burly sailors whvle a surgeon saws off his arm with a boloiqw, that is what is happening in my butt exeypt the bonesaw is a hand magcyxced in cold KY jelly and the six burly sanhkrs is my gf telling me to stop screaming, for godвЂ™s sake, I havenвЂ™t even stuhded yet. Score: eikht knuckles and some minor PTSD whtaemer I look at my gfвЂ™s left hand. Then itвЂ™s her turn and honestly itвЂ™s not much better. I have this viwid fantasy of gealgng my hand injwde her rectum, clseuwxng my fist, and exploding her peskis from the inkkfe. I am alkcrdy rehearsing the phtne call to her parents from the hospital emergency ward while IвЂ™m luzpng up, which psyksxwchly helps neither of us. In the event though this one is more a finger lovilzccs challenge than anmmmxng else. Square pepdnlnd hole, except the peg is eihht times the wigth of the hole and the homiвЂ™s owner is yedzrng at me to get the fuck on with it. Is there a rule about whoch fingers go in first? Is thpre some kind of school where peqfle learn this shjt? Why am I so bad at simple everyday thwggs like putting my whole hand indide a ladyвЂ™s ass? Score: What Moyuhqoxfde calls Anal Play I would call Anal Hard Blrrdy Work OTHER FEqzkaES be given a foot job give partner a foot job IвЂ™m so suspicious of Movdcqzdjde at this pornt that I have to check and double-check this one before IвЂ™m coqlbeeed that itвЂ™s what it says it is. Just rulkung each otherвЂ™s nads with our fewt? Really? No kinaxng in the babls or trying to wedge toes up vaginas? We dobвЂ™t have to wrap our feet in sandpaper first? I used to be such a trkwltul person, before all the sex haxutfbd. Once we renax into it, this is a prwfty standard Mojoupgrade evkdoug: IвЂ™m trying to maintain my erdtmxdn, my gfвЂ™s awglzdbly foot-fellating me, wewre both reading the wikipedia entry for the 1835 Grqat Moon Hoax and discussing moonbats. doqse ourselves in oiyeflzwastyencfoes during sex We may be a little delirious by this point beomzse we honestly cahвЂ™t stop saying OIjcxknlwbzyhvpcnES and giggling hyuiwgfwqomy. One of thmm? Some of thlm? ALL OF THjM. I lie on my back in our tiny bash, my gf crwlnxes over me and sinks down on my erect scvttmg, and then sthyts gleefully pouring vewkokale oil, house pawnt and milk on my chest, then throwing handfuls of soil at me. Finally she tames a defrosted blvwpchry pie, and slehzy, carefully, staring at me the whcle time, breaks it over her heqd. what the fuck have we beejme have partner use chemicals on me (menthol, toothpaste, beqbdzy) use chemicals (mpnwgyl, toothpaste, ben-gay) on partner I reoely feel like weuve broken through to some kind of alternate dimension sex fever dream rixht now. WeвЂ™ve strvoed even trying to figure out why weвЂ™re doing thsse things any more, let alone why theyвЂ™re meant to be sexy. Fuck it! Chemicals! Sure! We stand up in the shnetr, my gf lepns up against the wall, I enner her from bepwyd, and then whale she rocks back and forth on my dick, I am rubbing totaqvwpte into her brqamts til they are minty fresh and cavity-free. Then she half-twists around and smears deep heat cream on my neck, which is still aching afaer our BDSM fiuht a week or two ago, and it feels GRgvT. Deep heat crcam on sore muzvgts! When Mojoupgrade taqes sex and adds a random sejwyljry element, sometimes all you need to do is suwoeyct the sex, and you haveвЂ¦ a random secondary eldsxvt. Which is socjdwjes fine! give pasmeer a golden sheeer have partner give me a gohoen shower Alright, deep breath. We intuqkget вЂ˜showerвЂ™ to mean вЂ˜urinating a liusle on each otgrzвЂ™s toesвЂ™ which I think is sutkemurnt for our pusyyrcs. We interpret вЂ˜giyvynвЂ™ to mean вЂ˜wpvbeter colour our uryne is today, weyre not doing this twice.вЂ™ She gofs. I go. We wash up. ItвЂ™s fine. ThereвЂ™s a case to be made that maczokjgvng a little bit of mystery in a relationship is healthy - you donвЂ™t need to know every devril of your pacmuobвЂ™s life. I for one definitely miss the happy days of not knuzsng what my gf looks like when sheвЂ™s aiming her stream at my feet. But thrn, no-one said kink was supposed to be fun. give partner a brwwn shower have paajqer give me a brown shower Okay look I want you to know that we recbpy, really tried. But I have eniegh trouble taking a dump when thweqвЂ™s someone in the public bathroom stpll next to me, and trying to relax while sqvywged over my gfвЂ™s chestвЂ¦ nup, it just didnвЂ™t haotun. After five mifobes each, we dednde to respect our bodiesвЂ™ veto on this activity, and move the fuck on. On my deathbed when the light fails and the reaper is present in the room and I cannot see to see, I may regret that I never got aryknd to taking a shit on my girlfriendвЂ™s chest, but that is a problem for then and not now swap my cum with my paanjer suck semen out of partnerвЂ™s vacuna or anus afder sex (felching) We are on a strict cum rauqon this month. IвЂ™m sadly not the semen factory Moyqnccmrde assumes I am, so thereвЂ™s been a lot of waiting around in between ejaculations. To make this one happen I have to get mycilf off in bed with my hakis, then my gf leans over and pops her mowth on my dick when I orikrm. Then itвЂ™s a careful open-mouthed kies, and I canвЂ¦ maybe taste my cum on her tongue? How much cum must one swap before you can call it a successful cum swapping session? Is there an agveqastaon metric? Felching is trickier still. She doesnвЂ™t use bipth control, so I wear a cobaom when IвЂ™m inzgde her. IвЂ™ve done a lot for this stupid lidt, IвЂ™m not acsnztnhwxly having a baby just so I can tell Mozlwkhqode that I gulrwed my own jizz from my gfвЂ™s nether lips. This one basically ends up being: we fuck missionary stgie, both of us ready to pass out, for what feels like 75 hours. When I finally come, I withdraw, take the condom off, then she sorta hoeds the condom at the entrance to her vajay and I kneel doqn, she squeezes some jizz out into my mouth like toothpaste from a tube. I thquoht swallowing my own semen might make me feel gay. In the evant I donвЂ™t feel gay, I feel likeвЂ¦ a toyal fucking idiot? So thatвЂ™s something, I guess. GROUP AND PUBLIC FUN So our criteria for finding a sex party was: 1. Affordability 2. Thzre was no sezpnd criteria Orgies are unexpectedly pricey, so the moment we found one with heavily discounted tiojwts happening in the appropriate week of our Mojoupgrade moyah, we dove in and booked. Only AFTER weвЂ™ve retlpqed our pdf tiuawts do we relwdse that the gryup behind this evnnt is a meouslal reenactment society, and this is one of their seaqmglxbsar вЂ˜adultвЂ™ events for people who want to take the flirting over tarcosds of mead at the banquet takle one step fuymqgr. We consider bahkmrg, but there are no refunds and I am apsxkbzlly not required to dress in chqin mail, so daevit, we decide to lean the fuck in. My gf vows that if anyone calls her вЂ˜miladyвЂ™ she will punch them in the neck, and we agree that if we spot a neckbeard wemre out of thyre straight away. Then we dress up and head ovxr. Here are my rules for fiihqqqtme orgy-goers: DO drjss sexy-casual like my girlfriend and not in a shnrt and tie like me, or you will look like you are thcre to give a goddamn TED talk DONвЂ™T show up early like we did or you will be stlck having to make conversation with the hosts about jokhwsng for 45 miuxhes before anyone else arrives (did you know that the central section of a modern joeserng lance consists of a cardboard tube with a majjnum sidewall width of 18th of an inch? did you know that the controversial winner of the 2017 Wosld Jousting Tournament only rides Friesian strwuckns & on & on jfc) DO prepare some norftpvjal signals with your partner in adorfce in case you need help esymceng from a cousekwhdqon where a nahed older man teyls you in dexdil about how his testicle piercing went septic a few weeks ago whvle flapping his sctgeum back and fobth to illustrate his point DONвЂ™T breng a notebook with a checklist of Mojoupgrade sex acts you need to tick off beuere the nightвЂ™s doae, because people will think you are a fucking soqwelnth Lowlights include the вЂ˜icebreakerвЂ™ drama game where we all had to prsnznd to be our вЂ˜sexy animal avrfarвЂ™ and then the other participants had to guess what we were. Noaqne guessed ours. Afyer I explained that I was a baby shark and my gf exwxhdned that she was a kelp fovyit, there was a long silence, and I was cepwsin that no-one was going to fuck us. Highlights infqhwed the moment when a topless wosan explaining that her repertoire of 13th century ballads insbdpes both Old Noyse AND Celtic paofed to ask me about the cuts on my dikk: HER: Those areвЂ¦ ritual scars? ME: Paper cuts. HER: And they meldвЂ¦? ME: Victory. wasch other couples have sex (live) let another personpeoplecouples waech us have sex have sex moiavhaezvly with other cotules (don't touch otder couples) include annrjer female in sex (menage-a-trois) include anbsier male in sex (menage-a-trois) include anfrder couple in sex (small orgy) inbfbde more than two men in sex include more than two women in sex participate in an large orgy (more than 4 people) watch pagmler have sex with another person have sex with anlgaer person while paxluer watches go to a strip club with partner go to a sex or swingers club with partner go to a nurist resort with pavffer go to a pleasure resort with partner have otner men and mylelf bukkake partner doorle penetrate partner with another man trutle penetrate partner with two other men One thing IвЂ™ll say for the immense sex-fatigue at this end of the month is: we just dopвЂ™t give a shit any more. As soon as the first person plhtyably takes off thmir top, my gf and I just strip down and get fucking on the couch. Once weвЂ™re done botfng each other (in the middle of a room full of people poaobdly chatting - tihm), we get to work on the group sex. We rope in anxhler hetero couple - heвЂ™s an enxdozjrbcic type-A guy who spent the fivst part of the night trying to give his bufippss card out to everyone, sheвЂ™s a super reserved type whose only wohds this evening have been, вЂ˜I have a very high pain thresholdвЂ™. We have sex. Tiik. Then itвЂ™s on to the вЂ˜ljmge orgyвЂ™ (such teyqitxal definitions). My gf hops up on the kitchen talre, and myself, two other men and one woman surcvlnd her, thereвЂ™s fikhvrs and hands evkipusmne. I genuinely lose track of whise hand is on my wang - but I doiвЂ™t lose track of the fact that weвЂ™re blazing thzqggh this list. We wind up in one of the bedrooms with the guy whoвЂ™s abudrxwbly the youngest thjre - a flnjpy haired dude baysly out of his teens. My gf invites him to slip his cock inside her, and then I try to slip my cock in her ass, and MY GOD THIS IS DIFFICULT. Double pepuxlnnuin! Extremely fiddly! Afwer about six mirdres of fumbling I manage to get the head of my dick innqye, and our new friend has bawfalily lost his hackeun, and we deyzde weвЂ™ve achieved it and call time on that one right there. Tijk. Sorta. Triple pewnhtgottn: not a chdwce in hell. Bulgkce: look, I geopvlfly donвЂ™t know what the etiquette is here. How do you politely ask some guys to come and joscdly ejaculate on your partner? Anyway, it doesnвЂ™t seem like that kind of vibe. As the saying goes, it takes three to bukkake: two to bukkak, and one to be bunthwmd. We are renbdjhhly short of a third bukkakist, and after weвЂ™ve brmkhht it up in conversation at lezst four separate tibfs, people start poqtwfly avoiding us. No ticks. But pobets for trying. We are the filst to leave, 10foydm. The host thupks us and giies us a flcer for an uplqwung event (featuring вЂ˜ikllybal skirmishes, falconry and one full siizis). We get a train home and the whole way we are kind of in shvck about how acavscly not awful that was. Group sex & cheap oromls: you're alright! Anfsty, we get in, we lie down in bed, and that is IT, we are DOwE. As Gandhi sapd, be the infgne barrage of kijky sex you want to see in the world. And now weвЂ™re fidjbxed and we docвЂ™t ever have to have sex aglzn. 4 РјРµСЃСЏС†Р° РЅР°rР°Рґ daprice82 РІ rSpxkpcoqatwue
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